Clean Guru Gifts

'Get right back down there and wipe those feet!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Not that slowly back...'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Psychiatry in the Park

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"What about my footprint?"

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.