Confidence Guru Gifts

"I've always been pretty good with the ladies" - Small claims court.

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

"Thanks. I'll let you know if you've been successful."

'He wasn't worried about the insect on his jacket, he just brushed it off.'

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

The confident duelist.

"I excel at functioning with extreme overconfidence."

Businesswoman Empowerment

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Always expect the best

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'