Self-esteem Guru Gifts

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'Me. Me. Me.'

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

'Doesn't she realize how ugly our species looks when we are pressed against glass?'

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

PROBLEM AREAS

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Declutter Your Life

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"