Self-confidence Guru Gifts

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way..."

"Trust me, Miss Blake. No on will ever notice you're wearing a hearing aid."

Peel asked me on a date. - 'Is Peel the cutie from I.T.?' - 'Heh.' - 'No, he sits opposite him.' - 'The short tubby one?' - 'Eh?' - 'Yep.' - 'You poor thing!' - 'Hey! I'm stocky!!' -

Mirror, mirror on the wall . .

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"You left your demons here last week."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

"I knew you'd understand."

If you've got it flaunt it!