Self-confidence Guru Pillows

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way..."

"Trust me, Miss Blake. No on will ever notice you're wearing a hearing aid."

Peel asked me on a date. - 'Is Peel the cutie from I.T.?' - 'Heh.' - 'No, he sits opposite him.' - 'The short tubby one?' - 'Eh?' - 'Yep.' - 'You poor thing!' - 'Hey! I'm stocky!!' -

Mirror, mirror on the wall . .

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"You left your demons here last week."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

If you've got it flaunt it!