Self-esteem Sage Gifts

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

'Now that's a face only a mother could love.'

'He has an inferiority complex.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

That party went well.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Ego Increasing School

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Aging Problems

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'