Self-esteem Guru Mugs

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'Me. Me. Me.'

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

'Doesn't she realize how ugly our species looks when we are pressed against glass?'

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

"You left your demons here last week."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Declutter Your Life

'More isn't doing the trick lately. What comes AFTER more?'

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'