Happiness Guru Gifts

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

Happy thoughts...

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You're solemates!"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Thank you bubbles

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

National Academy of Sport