Happiness Guru Pillows

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

Happy thoughts...

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"You're solemates!"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Thank you bubbles

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'