Good-mood Guru Pillows

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

Congratulations on the new you!

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Keep Fit.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy