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The Evolution Of Obesity.

"She may have an incredible body, but we have incredible ice cream."

'Henry, there are two schools of thought about your illness: The New England Journal of Medicine school and the National Enquirer.'

"I want to have a relationship, but can't figure out what to do to make myself an attractive date. Should I defat, skim, try ultrafiltration lactose reduction?"

"This, of course, is a medium strength medication."

"Mr. Bermudez passed out and hit his head, but that'll heal."

"I think you need to cut down on the coffee you drink."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

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You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

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'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

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'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Congratulations on the new you!