Health Gurus Gifts

'...and to think, forty years ago I gave up smoking and drinking for this.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Believe me, it's important to stay hydrated!"

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Cod Liver Oil: A group of angry Atlantic Cods have finally found the person who has the remains of their former Livers being sold as a Health product.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

"Drinking and smoking will certainly help you to get an 'enhanced annuity'. . ."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Coronavirus Waves

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."