Health And Beauty Guru Gifts

Max supplements his income by working as a shill for a plastic surgeon.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The adoration of the gels.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'