Beauty Gurus Gifts

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Be creative...!"

"Too much concealer?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

The Cat Spa

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Nice haircut."