Skincare Guru Gifts

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

The experiment went wrong...

"Looks like this stuff didn't stop her for aging."

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Skin cells "My skins really dry today" "Tut! astringent,astringent,astringent!!!"

'All I'm saying is that we need to be a bit more careful with our money...'

'They couldn't do anything for her. They were out of polyfilla!'

To encourage the kids to wear sunscreen, Bonnie used age-enhancing software.

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

The Man in the Charcoal Mask

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The adoration of the gels.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Rapunzel in the Morning

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'