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Beauty Time

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

''Star Trek' will not be seen tonight, because they ran out of forehead putty.'

'Honey,we're running late.' 'Won't be long dear. I'm just putting on my face.'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Chani was determined her makeup would last

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'