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Beauty Time

"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

'Honey,we're running late.' 'Won't be long dear. I'm just putting on my face.'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Chani was determined her makeup would last

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."