Beauty Gurus Prints

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Too much concealer?"

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Movember

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Nice haircut."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"