Healthy Living Guru Gifts

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'You shouldn't eat an apple a day if you want to keep me away...'

Man reading newspaper: Daily Guideline Amounts

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The Environmentalist

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

But is it organic?

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Congratulations on the new you!

Keep Fit.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."