Health Food Guru Gifts

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'This country's obsession with healthier food is killing me!'

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away....maybe if I sit here by this fruit basket, everyone will just leave me alone.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"My advice about all the health foods you've been eating remember, living too long can kill you."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Queen of Quinoa

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

National Academy of Sport

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Congratulations on the new you!

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Keep Fit.

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