Nutrition Guru Gifts

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

English men to have 42 inch waists by 2032. 'This machine is unsuitable for males born after 2021...'

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

no offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.

'Cut back on red meat!'

Alice's Vegan Caf

I suppose I should lose weight. It's simple, mom. Diet and exercise. This just in. Here. This lists the calories different activities use up in an hour. "Making excuses for why I'm not exercising" is not a listed activity.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Halloween on Other Planets.

Bear eating Nutri-Honey.

Overloaded on Junk Food.

The Risk of Obesity

"Are you going to finish that?"

"I've taken you off fats, cholesterol, alcohol, sugar, meat and grain. I'm afraid there's nothing left to put you on."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

All Natural Nothing