Nutrition Guru Pillows

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

English men to have 42 inch waists by 2032. 'This machine is unsuitable for males born after 2021...'

no offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.

'Cut back on red meat!'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Bear eating Nutri-Honey.

Overloaded on Junk Food.

The Risk of Obesity

"Are you going to finish that?"

"I've taken you off fats, cholesterol, alcohol, sugar, meat and grain. I'm afraid there's nothing left to put you on."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

All Natural Nothing

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."