Healthy Eating Guru Pillows

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'What are you eating now?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Motivation to Keep Fit.