Healthy Lifestyle Guru Gifts

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'

"A diet that really works? Eat less, exercise more."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

But is it organic?

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Congratulations on the new you!

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"