Healthy Habit Guru Gifts

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Have you been working out?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Its your archeries'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'