Healthy Living Guru T-Shirts

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'You shouldn't eat an apple a day if you want to keep me away...'

Man reading newspaper: Daily Guideline Amounts

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The Environmentalist

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

But is it organic?

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'