Confidence Guru Mugs

"I've always been pretty good with the ladies" - Small claims court.

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

"Thanks. I'll let you know if you've been successful."

'He wasn't worried about the insect on his jacket, he just brushed it off.'

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

The confident duelist.

"I excel at functioning with extreme overconfidence."

Businesswoman Empowerment

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Learning Curve

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Interviews.

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Personal Cheerleader.

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'