Confidence Enthusiast Mugs

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.

"I don't believe in affirmations. I believe in confirmations. The money you've paid me to be here confirms that I am awesome."

'More is More!'

The man who thought he had it all (Man with no trousers on).

'That's what I like about the Big Guy - he's usually wrong, but he's never in doubt.'

'I'm impressed by your self-confidence. What other skills do you have?'

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Leadership suits you

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

Ego Increasing School

Learning Curve

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'