Tidiness Guru Gifts

"You are so organized!"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

'I always seem to be straightening...I wonder if my mother is secretly sending in customers.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Decluttering. . .

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Namaste."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Movers - Decluttering

Super glue hoovering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."