Tidiness Expert Gifts

Maturity Strikes

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Decluttering. . .

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"