Tidiness Expert Mugs

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Messy Sink

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

Decluttering. . .

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

Office De-cluttering

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'