Tidy Enthusiast Mugs

How to tell an Empty Nest.

Already worried about his wife's cleaning binges, Bob finds her snorting Ajax.

"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Mother is a compulsive straightener.'

'My gift from Wally sucks big time...'

Objets D'Angst

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"I tell you J.B, the company's ruined... that person from the temp agency straightened my desk and I can't find a thing!"

"My wife decided to de-clutter our lives."

"Tia Carmen cleaned up my room again! How am I supposed to find my stuff when it's where it's supposed to be?"

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

One day all this will be chores

The Movers - Decluttering

Good Bin Emptying Isn't Just for Christmas

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

'I've organised the bathroom.'