Tidy Fanatic Mugs

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Honestly, mother! How can you expect me to bring my friends home to a place as clean and tidy as this!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Super glue hoovering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."