Tidiness Champ Mugs

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Raptures

Ironing day.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."