Tidiness Challenger Mugs

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Sweep the board.

Ironing day.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV and cleaner

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Spring cleaning.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Office De-cluttering