Tidiness Champion Mugs

'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'

"Hi...my name is Maureen and I'm a recovering shambolic!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Yes, dear, some you'll 'have it all,' so clean you room and start planning where you'll put it.'

TV and cleaner

"Would it kill you to clean up after yourself?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Ironing day.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Spring cleaning.

Decluttering. . .

"Looks like you've got some competition."

The Messy Sink

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."