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'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'

"Hi...my name is Maureen and I'm a recovering shambolic!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

'Yes, dear, some you'll 'have it all,' so clean you room and start planning where you'll put it.'

TV and cleaner

"Would it kill you to clean up after yourself?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Ironing day.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Spring cleaning.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."