Tidiness Superhero T-Shirts

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Decluttering. . .

Covid Vaccine

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."