Laundry Superhero T-Shirts

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Washing Machine Torture

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'