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"You are so organized!"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

"Shall I toss these half-dead batteries, or put them in a device we don't use and let them die with dignity?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

'I always seem to be straightening...I wonder if my mother is secretly sending in customers.'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Decluttering. . .

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Namaste."

Anal Retentives Assoc.

Spring cleaning.

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink