Cleanliness Champions T-Shirts

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

Mess up your room!

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

"I wish you'd do something about the moat."

Clean Dancing.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Litterbugs.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Tunnel of Loofah

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Oh, not much...just laundering the bank's money."

The Environmentalist

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

TV and cleaner

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

In the art gallery

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."