Cleanliness Champ T-Shirts

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'

"Dude, you suck."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I miss the Augean stables."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

TV and cleaner

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

In the art gallery

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"