Cleanliness Champ T-Shirts

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'

"Dude, you suck."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.