Car Cleanliness Champion T-Shirts

A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Billy's clean room.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Hmm...well, OK...as long as you boys promise to leave the battlefield the way you found it."

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

Now wash your hands.

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.