Car Cleanliness Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"The good news is it wasn't a slow leak. The bad news is I have tinnitus."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Mouthwash.

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

'Muffy!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

But this is more than the estimate!

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"Washing the car?"