Car Cleaning Connoisseur T-Shirts

Dress up a car enthusiast with our witty t-shirts that showcase their dedication to spotless cleaning — ideal for casual wear and detailing marathons.

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"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?" mockup

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

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Car wash / Mouth wash

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"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'" mockup

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

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Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun. mockup

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

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'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!' mockup

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

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'We auto mechanics get no respect!' mockup

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

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'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.' mockup

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

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'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.' mockup

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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A 1950's Barber Shop

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"Actually he only asked for a buff-up." mockup

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

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'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!' mockup

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

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"Hello job security."

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'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.' mockup

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?" mockup

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

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"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?" mockup

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

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