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'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

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"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Decluttering. . .

"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

New more powerful, furniture polish.

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Being married is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free!'

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'We did consider furniture, but this way is just so much easier to vacuum.'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"Sounds like the problem is in the fan belt."

"We need one of the smart vacuum cleaners that warn you when the bag is full."

Hand Car Wash.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!