Car Wash Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

Eco-friendly car wash.

Promoting business growth.

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'Now isn't that a coincidence? I was just on my way to the car-wash.'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'Muffy!'

"Washing the car?"

"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

Wild Window Washers

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."