Car Wash T-Shirts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

Hand Car Wash.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Car cleaning.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Hog Wash.

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

Mouthwash.

Ed's Car Wash,

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

Slush Plan.