Car Wash T-Shirts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Eco-friendly car wash.

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Hand Car Wash.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Car cleaning.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"Washing the car?"

'Muffy!'

Mouthwash.

Ed's Car Wash,

Slush Plan.

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'