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A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."

"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Wild Window Washers

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

Hand Car Wash.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"Washing the car?"

Car cleaning.

'Muffy!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

Mouthwash.

Ed's Car Wash,

Slush Plan.

"Brad, you missed the newly polished car by a country mile, I'm sorry you won't be coming back next week!!"

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'