Car Wash Owners T-Shirts

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Acme Flyswatters.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

Elephant cleans a car.

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

4x4 at Four

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."