Car Wash Owners Gifts

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Acme Flyswatters.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

Elephant cleans a car.

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

4x4 at Four

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Bird poo decals.

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

"Why are you trying to develop a flying cow?"

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

Wild Window Washers

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

Eco-friendly car wash.

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'We're toast. The fastest draw west of the Gironde hits town and we're fresh out of Pernod!'

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."